Why Shop At These Vacuums Suck?

Personalized Customer Service - We do it the old-fashioned way. Call us (1-800-248-1987) and a real person will answer the phone. E-mail us and a real person will respond to you.
Easy Returns - We offer a 30-day no-questions-asked money back guarantee. Read more about our return policies
Fast Shipping - We process and ship orders in a very timely manner, often the same day that you place your order.
Fast & Easy Shopping - These Vacuums Suck is easy to understand and it's very simple to find what you're looking for. Browsing and checkout is a breeze, no need to create an account.
Small Business - We're not a huge faceless corporation. We're a company made up of 10 people who work hard every day to earn your business. We care.
Better Business Bureau - We have been a BBB Accredited business since 2005 with a lifetime BBB rating of "A". Here is the BBB Report on our company.
We Listen - The feedback we receive from our customers drives us to enhance the shopping experience we provide. If you can think of anything that would make your shopping experience more enjoyable, please let us know.

Comments from These Vacuums Suck Customers

"Fast service arrived sooner than I thought. Thanks for great service."

Ralph R., Clanton, AL

"Order was easily completed, and everything was received in perfect condition, and on time. Very satisfied customer."

Robert B., Baltimore, MD

"I am your best advertisement walking...everywhere I go, especially grandson ball games, picnics, camping...someone comes up to us and asks me where we got those chairs...I am very serious...I would like to get a new red one...mine is blue and about 4 years old..I bought my husbands 4 children and my 2 children and their wives one...so I have to wait for a new one...Love them..Thank You"

Virginia G., New Castle, PA

"All work well done! Thank you very much. Best regards from Switzerland."

Domenico G., Brüttisellen, Switzerland

"I am very impressed with how fast you shipped my 2 orders. They where here in just a few days. I will order from you again, thanks."

Jerry M., Vernonia, OR

"Called and checked on order and the woman I talked to was very nice and helpful."

Linda M., Frankfort, OH

"Customer service is great. Never better. Their response time was next day. Very pleased !!!!"

Mary S., Cornwall, United Kingdom

"Incredible selection, Excellent service. I love this company.."

Stanley W., Kent, Canada

"Very happy!! Speedy shipping and great product!"

Gail H., Mchenry, IL

"Delivery was so fast! You sent a confirmation with an itemized receipt immediately! Much appreciated! Thanks! We'll order from you again."

Kate C., Beecher, IL

"Excellent Site..Keep up the good work."

Thomas D., Dothan, AL

"My experiance with you guys was outstanding. I give you 2 thumbs up if I had more thumbs i would give you more thumbs up. Thank you."

Thomas H., Salem, OR