Why Shop At These Vacuums Suck?

Personalized Customer Service - We do it the old-fashioned way. Call us (1-800-248-1987) and a real person will answer the phone. E-mail us and a real person will respond to you.
Easy Returns - We offer a 30-day no-questions-asked money back guarantee. Read more about our return policies
Fast Shipping - We process and ship orders in a very timely manner, often the same day that you place your order.
Fast & Easy Shopping - These Vacuums Suck is easy to understand and it's very simple to find what you're looking for. Browsing and checkout is a breeze, no need to create an account.
Small Business - We're not a huge faceless corporation. We're a company made up of 10 people who work hard every day to earn your business. We care.
Better Business Bureau - We have been a BBB Accredited business since 2005 with a lifetime BBB rating of "A". Here is the BBB Report on our company.
We Listen - The feedback we receive from our customers drives us to enhance the shopping experience we provide. If you can think of anything that would make your shopping experience more enjoyable, please let us know.

Comments from These Vacuums Suck Customers

"The agent who processed my phone order was very good. Order acknowledgement/invoice was sent promptly. "

Gary J., Hampton, VA

"Now that I know about you guys, I plan to utilize you for future gifts."

Mary N., Knoxville, TN

"Received item promptly and in great order and your web-site was very easy to use"

Gloria A., San Rafael, CA

"My ONLY complaint is totally out of your control! That is the time it takes to get from the girl or website and my front door. The last time with the weekend and holiday, well never mind! You guys are doing a great job! NO ONE ON THE WEB IS BETTER! "

Gary K., Granite City, IL

"Product was everything that was advertised; an overall excellent purchasing and product experience."

Gregory Y., Lemon Grove, CA

"Delivery fabulous and way ahead of the expected time. Thank you."

Donald B., Agoura Hills, CA

"Website may be perfect but I'm close to computer illiterate. Customer sservice was very helpful."

Pem W., Los Angeles, CA

"Good products. Great Selection."

Jim T., Howe, TX

"Such a massive selection. Great stuff, really great!"

Stanley W., Kent, Canada

"Very easy to navigate and I will recomend your site to my message board buddies."

Johnny F., Wilburton, OK

"I called on the phone to place my order and ask some questions. The girl was VERY helpful."

Michael G., York, PA

"Incredible selection, Excellent service. I love this company.."

Stanley W., Kent, Canada